GreggSoft: An IntroDuction
GreggSoft is the PREMIER software company on the market. EVERY OTHER SOFTWARE COMPANY IS OBJECTIVELY INFERIOR AND SHALL BE DESTROYED FOR THEIR INHERENT INFERIORITY.

Greggsoft produces software. This software is created by the Sofwarengineers going down into the Mines and Digging Up Ancient artifacts. You may question the efficacy. Or the morality. But we're R.I.G.H.T. R.I.G.H.T. Stands For Really Ifucking Gorrect HannibalFromTheShowLikeTheCannibalOne Terrific. Many a FOOL has questioned this acronym. They all didn't succeed. And then died. So don't be like that L.O.L. . We haven't actually watched Hannibal anyway Or silence Of The Lambs. So. This might Be Culturally Relevant Of A Reference.

WE DID NOT HAVE ANY TIES TO SUPER MECHA HITLER IIV IN WW2.
As opposed to what THE MEDIA has been PUSHING as of LATELY we were NOT INVOLVED with the Operations Of Super Mecha Hitler IIV In 1964. THESE ARE FALSE. GreggSoft Did Not Program The Nazi Bell. We Didn't Do That. YOU WILL BE SUED if you PUSH SUCH FALSE RUMOURS. BE WARNED NETIZENS.

HISTORY
Greggist Software Company (Established 1955) Has Been The Number One Software Temple Since The Sixties. We did Some Important Code In 1964 For The Nazi Bell And Also We Made The First CRT Computer Monitor in 1959. Later in The Seventies we Were Incredibly Involved with the Operations of BELL INDUSTRIES, A Pharma/ Cuisine manufacturing Global Conglomerate. This Startup was A Really Good Investment. Producing Food to Supply the Allied Troops Made us a Shit Ton Of Money. Especially With Their New Synthetic Vessels. In Two-Thousand And Eight, The Fifth Reich Fell. And We Were Shit. out Of Money. We Established The PSYLNK Operational Unit For The Manufacture Of PSYLNKS in Germany. Good Choice Cause Cheap Ass Labour Haha Those Motherfuckers Didn't Know What Was Coming. A hundred Years Later The PSYLNK Gobal Trade wasn't Doing Too Hot. We Developed Technology To Capture Videos And Control Vessels By Inhabiting The Souls Of Factory Employees. This Was A Luxury For Rich Factory Owners To Entertain Themselves With. It Was Really Weird Actually Because it Was Obviously Semi Masturbatory Which Wasn't Really Something I'm Ok With (PROUD Follower Of KELLOGGS). In The (21) Fifties, We Finished Construction On The Synthetic Deity AKA The Immortal Machine God. It Is Locked Deep Under The Earth Underneath The BELL INDUSTRIES Headquarter Tower. We Are Sure The Restraints In Place Are Strong Enough But If Not Well We're All Fucked. This New Top Of The Line Flesh Simulator System: GREGSIM: Is Going To Be The Most Interactive Immersive Simulation That Has Ever Been Printed Into Silicon. It Simulates Being A Mercenary... God Knows Where You Will End Up... We Don't Know Actually. but Be Amazed. The Soft. Of Greg. Is Coming. And It Will Be Holy. Really Holy. Trust Me Pal.

PAGAN ACCUSATIONS AGAINST OUR DEAR CEO
OUR DEAR CHAIRPERSON. IS NOT.A FUCKING PAGAN. WE DO NOT WORSHIP SATAN. OR THE ANTICHRIST. I DONT KNOW HOW WE WOULD. BECAUSE WE ARE THE NUMBER ONE GREGGIST KnowLedge Station (2245). EACH employee Has Read The Holy Texts. All Who Cannot Read Has Been Cast Into Flames.